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We’re moving from New York, New York to Huntsville, Alabama.

To which this truck replied:

Why, you ask, are we leaving the land of $1,200 rent and guys wearing this shirt?

(I took that yesterday on, like, 60th and Madison.)

I dunno. I guess snow, outrageous cost of living, and awesome people who are always around you and talking and touching and getting in your way all the time every second until you about have a constant panic attack/ stroke due to anger *might* compel one (or ones) to leave for a paradise of fire ants, cheap rent, and rockets.

That’s right. Rockets. Huntsville is the birthplace of the American missile “defense” system, and everywhere you go, there are just big old rockets saying howdy. Also please visit nearby Moontown, which is a real place.