Att: People of major metropolitan areas, re. stop being an idiot.

When it’s raining, and you’re leaving the subway via the stairs, please please please for the love of kittens and babies and all things good in this world: carry your umbrella vertically. Not at a 45 degree angle, not at a 15 degree angle, not at any angle. Know why? Because the faces of people behind you on the stairs DON’T WANT TO GET JABBED.

Please note my handy guide, easily printed out into a card which you can then laminate and consult so as to stop being an idiot.

OW MY EYE

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