HR 888, aka, America is Totes a Christian Nation, You Guys, and Always Has Been. At least 44 state reps think seperation of church and state is something that a) is stupid, and b) can be overcome by an idiot house referendum, because that’s how constitutional law works. Also who wants American Religious History Week cards?
Hillary Clinton. (If you need a link to why this is turrrrrrible, you are welcome and encouraged to enter my awesome contest wherein you mail me your voter registration card in order to maybe win a BRAND! NEW! CAR!)