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over Michael Phelps’s million gold medals is how sad everyone’s going to be when they take all his medals away because it comes out that he’s been shooting horse semen straight into his eyeballs, or whatever, because dude. Seriously.

Mostly I just want the jerks who have been insisting we watch the OLYMPICS OMG every fucking night at work instead of not watching the Olympics like I want to be real sad, because fuck them.

So, I totally watched the first 5 episodes of HBO’s new miniseries, Generation Kill, based on embedded Rolling Stone journalist Evan Wright’s book of the same name. Why is this even worth mentioning? After all, I watch a lot of tv shows (90% of them are news, 10% of them are people thinking they can dance) so who even cares?

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