can’t post that in a tweet! surely, when you lack the ability to express yourself in words, there’s really nothing better than a shitty personal blog that nobody even reads
well, I mean, besides like, 4chan
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…so now it’s striking me how out of touch with reality she is
Once inside, the bubbly blond’s mood didn’t improve; she was annoyed at Wanda Sykes’ roast.
“Sen. McCain gave you grief about the new helicopters you didn’t order,” said Sykes, adding, “I think Mr. McCain was a little bitter because he wanted to be in the new helicopters. Mr. McCain, I’m sure if you ask nicely, your wife will buy you a new helicopter.”
While the assembled crowd of politicos, journalists and celebrities roared with laughter, Meghan was not among them.
“I didn’t like the joke about my mom [Cindy],” the young McCain told us after the dinner. “Why talk about her at all? I (didn’t mind the jokes) about my dad, but leave my mom out of it. It really wasn’t in good taste.”
Because it’s funny that your father, the big tough war hero, is basically leeching off of your old-woman-robot mother? Mystery solved, Velma.
P.S.
ew
verging on good
what the fuck
Tyra ani gif time, that is
Was there anything sadder than that last season of Mystery Science Theater 3000?