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WWE fans apparently no longer convinced that these colors don’t run

The mere sight of Bush elicited thunderous boos — even more jeering than the maniacal [WWE Wrestler] Randy Orton, who dropped Triple H’s wife, Stephanie, on her head and kissed her while a handcuffed Triple H could only watch. Then Orton hit him with a sledgehammer. I’m going to repeat that again, just to be clear: To wrestling fans, George W. Bush is worse than a sledgehammer molester.

I feel bad for Randy Orton, on some level.  Like, what does he have to do to be a bigger villain than the former President of the United States?  Also nice of ThinkProgress to hyperlink the wrestler’s names.

I’ll let you be the judge.

(h/t Josh Zhixel)

Taylor Marsh is everything that is wrong with politics on the internet

(p.s. I hate linking to TNR)

an excerpt:

“I’m working that very hard,” she says of her attempts to get a paid radio job. She’s been scrambling to set up meetings with radio execs, and her listeners have been sending letters in her support. “I don’t understand why they don’t give me a shot. I’ve been marooned in the desert for far too long.”

Spoiler: it’s because you’re untalented and have nothing to offer that will attract listeners.