Archive for the ‘FFFFFFFFFF’ Category
Nicole Belle, of Crooks and Liars, sucks out loud
Also, types like a 10th grader. lol so randum xD *holds up spork*
Well, that didn’t take long.
Here we’re treated to some of Stewarts’ trademark “oh look at me skewering both sides” humor which have made him the tepid go-to political humorist for people too young to like Mark Russell but too milquetoast and suburban to like Patton Oswalt. We LIEberals sure got told!
P.S. In fairness, it is kind of funny to call Steve Doocy a lady.
Hillary basically nominated herself for Secretary of State
Seriously, NOW can we be done with these terrible people?
In a perfect world, Stephanopoulos jumps in and says “George, what the fuck are you talking about?”
Clinton as Secretary of State, eh?
It marginalizes Joe Biden. Biden is now overshadowed by a political “superstar,” and the vice presidency is once again rendered “the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.” (-John Adams).
Basically what I would have written, if I ever wrote anything anymore.
New meme- this is my face when I read the latest press release from the Obama transition team:
Between this and Lieberman, I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
I mean, except for Dionysus. All praise be to Dionysus.
Rain falls up, gas evaporates and becomes water
Birds swim, fish fly
Laura Ingraham is a reasonable human being and probably a magnificent lover.
Listen, just pick Hillary [for Vice President] already and get it over with.
Of course I was just making shit up when I accused ol’ beady eyes of being in the tank for HillCo.
In an article oh so cleverly titled “Oh, Yes She Can”, Hillary stalker Kristen Breitweiser threatens reminds us that Hillary could still, in theory, lose this election for the Democrats:
The Superdelegates have not yet voted. They cast their vote at the Convention in August which means Hillary Clinton’s “suspended” campaign could be reinstated. (Because, Oh, Yes She Can!)
Of course, this reality is probably why the Republicans have remained mostly silent against Obama since they’d rather run against Obama than Hillary. The Republicans know that a small window remains open for Hillary to get the nomination. And a coup at the Convention is not entirely out of the question– particularly in light of Obama’s recent behavior in thumbing his nose at the Progressive base. Yes folks, it’s not too late.
It’s July 9, 2008. There are 6 weeks left until the convention in Denver. And I think all Americans should be paying close attention to see what Barack Obama does. Does he continue to flounder and move to the center compromising important Progressive principles? Or does he correct his wayward ways?
Firstly, I wasn’t aware that there’s an official group of (capital P) progressives out there, making decisions for all of us starry eyed socialist types. Secondly, she’s implying that the progressive left should push to replace the current candidate (the one who, ya know, got elected) with a former Wal-Mart board member who voted for the Iraq War, loves lobbyists like family members, and takes shitloads of cash from health insurance and mortgage companies.
Yeah, let’s get right on that.
UPDATE
Jesus fucking christ people, I get it, you feel burnt, but diluting the base like this only contributes to a fucking right wing Republican in the White House.
I’d start defending Obama’s consistency on these issues (except for FISA but what the fuck, can’t win ‘em all), except that this is all bullshit concern trolling from sore losers and people who refuse to accept the reality on the ground. Obama is the only left leaning (as much as you can in this stupid shitty country) candidate, McCain may actually be WORSE than fucking George fucking W. fucking Bush, and those are your fucking choices. Clinton LOST the election, and all of this hand wringing over Obama’s Liberal Street Cred is just chipping away at the base, which is already more cynical than the opposition by virtue of being far more intelligent.
So for fuck’s sake people, get a grip.
See also: this. (Bob Cesca is the dude of dudes imo).