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People in the movie: Look at us, see our horribleness? We are just awful! Hear us shriek and scream and be terrible!

People watching the movie: Oh, we are soooooo baaaad because we luuuuuurve this, even though we know it’s the worst thing ever.* Let’s go get a yogurt because we’re women!

*To be fair, this sack of shit did get a slightly higher good tomato rating, or whatever, than What Happens in Vegas, which is something of a shocker, because all things SatC are HPoTStMmEBLgfsDSGjs.

P.S. I hate everything.

That hormonal birth control isn’t available over-the-counter is beyond insane and infuriating.

I need permission from a third party before I can have sex without having a baby.

That, my friends, is so very many levels of fucked up.