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I like vampires just as much as anyone who like vampires a lot but is still able to regularly make out with people of the opposite sex who aren’t larger, in overall mass, than your typical dirigible. I liked Buffy, and I will talk to you about Buffy for hours, whether you want me to or not. I have read Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter novels. A few of them, actually. I mean, come on. She has guns, is the slave or something to a vampire, is a detective and a martial artist or something, and raise the dead, of course she can, and has vampire powers herself. I don’t know, it’s better than the Mercy Thompson books, where she does all that stuff, but can also turn into a coyote…

BUT. I will not read the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter comics. (And, even though I own the first like 5, I will no longer read Buffy comics, either, because jesus fucking christ I do have standards anymore.) I will totally read these recaps of Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter comics, though, because they are just amazing.

h/t Chris’s Invincible Super Blog. 

Instead of doing anything of merit when my job makes me go to Maine for weeks on end, I’m embroidering throw-pillow-cases.

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Okay, so someday Travis can have a commissioned Cliff Chiang of Spider-Man beating up Wonder Woman, or an Alex Ross painting of a beautiful man flying on a beautiful bird in front of a beautiful sunset, but all I want out of life is a Liefeld fan commission of the baby I will someday have.

The baby will have so many pouches!

(I cannot get enough of Rob Liefeld critiques.)

This is funny, because he thinks he was “stalked,” but really he was just stealing from a guy. “Kill-Borg!” KILL-BORG.

A critique of Liefeld’s Captain America.

A critique of Liefeld’s Captain America’s gigantic tits.

Another critique of Liefeld’s Captain America’s gigantic tits.

Some Spanish guy drew a picture of what Liefeld’s Captain America would look like. Naked. Captain America is naked, I mean, not the Spanish guy, for all I know.

General hatred and lols. (Also, don’t miss their review of ALL-STAR BATMAN, or, should I say ALL-STAR THE GODDAMNED BATMAN WHAT ARE YOU A RETARD. Also Superman and Wonder Woman are totally doing it, I bet.)

Liefeld talks some mad smack about Alan Moore, which is really weird. QUOTE: “Alan just wants to get paid more money, that’s it. Sorry Alan. I got my body of work out of Alan Moore, he doesn’t intimidate me, I don’t put him on a pedestal like Jack Kirby and Frank Miller,. He’s just a guy who wants to get paid, and he cuts deals for himself that he doesn’t like down the line, and then he gets whiny and cries about it…”

Redline critique of his “art.”
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Yeah, so I still play Pokeymans on my DS. Right out in public. POKEYMANS DIAMOND OBV.

But at some point, and for me this point has come mere months prior to my 28th birthday, you gotta stop playing Pokeymans in public.

So I bought the New York Times Crossword game, and I play that now. It’s pretty fun, actually, tho the lolz are way limited.

MY ESOTERIC WORDS: LET ME SHOW YOU THEM doesn’t roll off the tongue so much.

Also, bc Travis has all sorts of latepasses and slowpokiness, I should tell you, bc this is clearly where you get your cutting edge, up-to-date news, that Spider-Man has been retconned into stupidville, and isn’t married and never was married, but nothing else is different, and dumb old Aunt May isn’t dead yet wtf, and also the “devil” was involved. Also Harry’s alive again. All in one issue! How can this be?

That’s how.

Please enjoy this serious discussion of a popular comic book artists’ work

and as always, sorry I’m not smart enough to come up with original things to write about