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It doesn’t really matter how hot she was circa Flock of Seagulls, nowadays she’s someone’s pushy mom. (edited by Erin on 8/31/08 to add: AND ALSO MAYBE SOMEONE’S GRANDMOTHER LOLOLOLOL PLZ BE TRUE.)

Coming soon, an SEO-whoring review of the free/shitty World of Warcraft clone “Shadowbane”.  Spoiler: you get what you pay for.

I’ve enjoyed the limited use of old man Brokaw in tonight’s coverage, however-

Seriously-

Tim Russert’s corpse is slowly turning into a fat skeleton.  Leave it alone.  We don’t care what he would think of this.

Also, really, shut up Brokaw.

it would be Patrick Warburton’s job, only maybe less actual acting.  I’d just do awesome voice-over work like twice a week and be really rich and not have to deal with Harvey Levin or anything.

Sayin’.

I NEVER GOT IT THOUGH

DAMN IT

Looks like I’m not the only one.

In my unsolicited opinion, Biden is the best choice amongst Bayh, Clinton, and Kain.

What can I say? Sometimes you’re really thirsty and tap water is better than nothing. Or something like that.

Meanwhile Nicole Belle is still a special kind of kook.

The end.

over Michael Phelps’s million gold medals is how sad everyone’s going to be when they take all his medals away because it comes out that he’s been shooting horse semen straight into his eyeballs, or whatever, because dude. Seriously.

Mostly I just want the jerks who have been insisting we watch the OLYMPICS OMG every fucking night at work instead of not watching the Olympics like I want to be real sad, because fuck them.

You guys should try a lot harder to get the cheese over the baked potato and not all just at the bottom of the bowl.

Love,

Erin