autism as a fad
lengthy hiatuses
waking up early on a Saturday
those big red bars in televised movie trailers that say when the movie is coming out
pointless format changes
…so now it’s striking me how out of touch with reality she is
Once inside, the bubbly blond’s mood didn’t improve; she was annoyed at Wanda Sykes’ roast.
“Sen. McCain gave you grief about the new helicopters you didn’t order,” said Sykes, adding, “I think Mr. McCain was a little bitter because he wanted to be in the new helicopters. Mr. McCain, I’m sure if you ask nicely, your wife will buy you a new helicopter.”
While the assembled crowd of politicos, journalists and celebrities roared with laughter, Meghan was not among them.
“I didn’t like the joke about my mom [Cindy],” the young McCain told us after the dinner. “Why talk about her at all? I (didn’t mind the jokes) about my dad, but leave my mom out of it. It really wasn’t in good taste.”
Because it’s funny that your father, the big tough war hero, is basically leeching off of your old-woman-robot mother? Mystery solved, Velma.
P.S.
ew
verging on good
what the fuck
I’m going to start wearing dentures in my vagina. Why? Why not? Get bent.
WWE fans apparently no longer convinced that these colors don’t run
The mere sight of Bush elicited thunderous boos — even more jeering than the maniacal [WWE Wrestler] Randy Orton, who dropped Triple H’s wife, Stephanie, on her head and kissed her while a handcuffed Triple H could only watch. Then Orton hit him with a sledgehammer. I’m going to repeat that again, just to be clear: To wrestling fans, George W. Bush is worse than a sledgehammer molester.
I feel bad for Randy Orton, on some level. Like, what does he have to do to be a bigger villain than the former President of the United States? Also nice of ThinkProgress to hyperlink the wrestler’s names.